pulverize

when someone squirts shit all over the back side of the toilet bowl.

(can also be used as a noun)

verb:
"You can't use my bathroom. I just cleaned and you just ate all you can eat pancakes at IHOP. You're gonna pulverize all over the place."

noun:
"Mr. Owl, how many normal shits does a pulverize count as?"

by ATMJess June 15, 2007

pulled a valentino

when one person with rotten crotch, fucks another person who posses rotton crotch, thus producing an anti-viral strain of rotten crotch

He pulled a valentino with Leah, and they made a super stain of rotten crotch

by douche bag mcgee July 28, 2008

Pulled A Christina

You just made yourself look like a fool because you fail.

Oh shit, I threw up before we started drinking. I totally pulled a Christina. Q__Q

by ChinaTownG July 9, 2010

Pulled a Little John

When someone you used to be tight with becomes a douchebag out of nowhere and stops talking to you

"My nephew and I used to be tight but he pulled a Little John and became an asshole."

by Your wife's stud July 31, 2017

I pulled it out of my asshat

An explanation for an embarrassingly ridiculous idea.

OK, well I was profoundly drunk and I pulled it out of my asshat!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2023

pulled a kurt cobain

Doing large amounts of heroin while playing in a grunge band then committing suicide.

Bill:You hear what Bob did?

Greg: Yeah he totally pulled a kurt cobain

by Brad5o5 January 24, 2009

Old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

a girls face that's leathered from excessive makeup or tanning

That broads face looks like old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

by JP408 June 29, 2007