pokeable

the state of being where the object can not help but be poked.

marissa: OMG alexa this stuff is soft and cushy...LET'S POKE IT!!!

alexa: I KNOW!!! it is just sooooooooo POKEABLE!

by Alexa {coolioest person EVAAA} June 19, 2007

Poke-your-mom

A variation on the pronunciation of Pokemon, supposedly used in a satirical manner, but this has not been proven. Often used by total douches who have nothing better to do.

Douche: "Let's play Poke-your-mom!"

Guy: "Howzabout I punch you until you bleed?"

by Sven-Detlev September 8, 2009

Pocket Ball

stickin your hands in your pockets to play with yourself.

Keith: Jack quit playin pocket ball!
Jack: Keith what the hell you be talkin bout?

by keys takes it deep December 8, 2009

angry pocket

Vagina. Bearded Taco. Pussy. Cunt. The Clam. A seventh century term for the female genitalia. Also a West African fish. Anything smelling of scallops.

"Well baby, it's time to feed the angry pocket."

by Ezzy Machette and Skelly July 31, 2007

Mug pockets

Pockets deep enough for cash, drugs, or guns

We don't wear skinny jeans around here, we got mug pockets.

by Purple ape December 17, 2015

chicago hot pocket

When you put tostino's pizza rolls between your butt cheeks and fart on them and then serve your friends or family members.

Grandma said she was hungry so i made her a Chicago hot pocket.

by 7ft chef July 14, 2014

poke war

A back and forth battle utilizing Facebook's poking mechanism.

Ben will never win the poke war.

by Corrina March 8, 2007