Petting the Engine

When a foamer falls in love with a steam engine and pets it erotically while the engineer watches in fear.

Please Johnny, stop petting the engine.

by firehawkwu6 December 5, 2025

Pet viking

"This Russian man rides and wrestles with a bear." Youtube.com. (shorts)

This grizzly bear has a pet viking now. He loves his pet viking so much. His pet viking has a flavor!

This animal is not domesticated it is just incredibly friendly. Do not take liberties with a bear.

See also; Bear carjacking

That is so sweet! Look that grizzly bear has a pet viking.

by Modern Women December 22, 2025

pet

roxie

roxie is my pet

by anonymous June 14, 2022

Pet insurance

Asking your partner if they have pet insurance for their pussy because they’ll need it after getting it smashed

Hey sweetie do you have pet insurance because your going to need it after I smash your pussy tonight

by Lover not a fighter June 19, 2022

Teacher's pet

Person with mommy/daddy issues

person 1 : She is teacher's pet
person 2 : I didn't know she have mommy/daddy issues

by idkhonestlyhbqw June 22, 2022

Teacher's pet

Person with mommy/daddy issues

person 1 : She is teacher's pet
person 2 : I didn't know she have mommy/daddy issues

by idkhonestlyhbqw June 22, 2022

pet peeve

Something that a person finds very annoying.

My biggest pet peeve is people talking while eating.

by Nasir. June 27, 2022