Clown Shoes

Goofy as fuck looking, and serves no porpouse but to make people laugh!!

Flavor Flav is a pair of Clown Shoes what else can i say....YEAH BOOOY!!!!

by Pedro and Woodstock March 15, 2009

bite shoes

Something terrible: describing a bad situation, or in the noun sense, someone who could not be any worse.

1) "I went to this party and it was a sausagefest, fucking biteshoes!"

2) "Mako you fucking bite shoes! I told you not to fall asleep while on the crapper! Now there's piss and shit all over the place!"

by Sir RAV April 21, 2008

baby shoe

a beautifully gorgeous girl who AMH is completely head over heals for.

"AMH is so great with baby shoe"

by mtbikemike October 19, 2008

Shoe Murder

The act of killing another with the heel of an (expensive) stiletto! Usually done in self-defense when a drunk neighbor enters your bedroom after breaking down your wooden door in 2 seconds, and you have horrible aim (on Chloe's part), no knives (on Nick's part) and no other protection/ weapon! Most often occurs while you're home alone with your dog (gus)!

Officer: "What happened here?????"
Witness: "Nick just committed a SHOE MURDER!!!"
Officer: "Not again. 5th time this week!"

by ChloeAndNick June 28, 2008

Shaggy shoes

baller with a big dick, witch usally carries a jet pack, and fucks kat's

Shaggy shoes: "oooaup!"

by little pee pee man July 7, 2008

perpetrator shoes

White sneakers, in NYPD parlance a few years back. See perp.

The kid was walking along First Avenue wearing perpetrator shoes.

by octopod July 16, 2004

Horse-Shoes

A male that has his lips firmly secured around a donkeys dick. While preforming magic at a children's birthday party.

If i ever see you playing Horse-Shoes again ill call animal control on your ass.

by mikeg101 May 13, 2008