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Office Jihad

When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.
- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.

- I like to call it Office Jihad.
by Ergeron June 27, 2019
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Whitty._.fnf._.offical

Whitty, from the game Friday Night Funkin The best tiktoker known to humanity. They’re perfect in every way also very attractive! They’re a somewhat RP account. Amazing person I tell you! They are also very VERY hot I tell you and could easily make me turn red
“Hey y’know Whitty._.fnf._.Offical?”

Of course I do. They’re the best person to exist!”
by Senpai._.fnf._.Offical April 9, 2021
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officer cockblock

primarily somebody who prevents you from displaying Public Displays of Affection or engaging in sexual contact with another person.

Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments

Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
> be me
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!

> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
by Thot$layer539 January 15, 2018
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OFFICER ASSIST

The act of inserting or extracting something in or out of the colon with self or other help.
i needed to make a deposit for the toilet bank, so a little finger gave me an officer assist with my prison wallet!
by robetitcussin February 23, 2019
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____'s Office

________'s Office is a House that has words that is cruel or strange it's infinite if you enter the office your word doesn't make any sense help me for apple in days tree apple tree
I entered ____'s Office now and when I talk, I never get any sense.
by anonymous February 9, 2021
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Post Office

Adjective used to describe incredibly dumb or frustrating people similar to dealing with the USPS Post Office.
John tried explaining how smart he was and ended going post office on me, because he was so stupid it's frustrating.
by kelsiecole January 1, 2021
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office siren

An aesthetic and fashion trend popularized by TikTok and Instagram in late 2023 and early 2024, taking inspiration by 1990's to 2000's corporate culture, luxury brands and being defined by items such as "Bayonetta glasses", pencil skirts, button ups, heels and female associated formalwear. The look is intended to look sleek, mysterious, sexy and nerdy. Occupations of the "office siren" include lawyer, librarian, receptionist and most popularly, a secretary.
The secretary was described as an office siren by their boss.
by gilbert mudflaps June 6, 2024
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