Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance

ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018

Office Poop-a-traitor

The office coworker who poops on a different floor or area than his/her own daily and then steals snacks from the same floor/area.

I see Ken come to the 7th floor every day at 10 am to stink up the bathroom then goes to our lunchroom to steal donuts. Ken is the office poop-a-traitor!

by AngDevilo May 27, 2018

Drop a load off at the post office

Take a dump

I’ll be right back. I gotta drop a load off at the post office.

by Dcstrutter May 28, 2018

Office Jihad

When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.

- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.

- I like to call it Office Jihad.

by Ergeron June 27, 2019

Officity

Adj: used to describe an office binge. If you know or have a friend that watches to much of "The Office", use this word to describe them.

Bro, my friend is SUCH an "Officity", like they never stop watching it

by JAKEnBAKEnSNAKEnCAKE July 14, 2019

go all Office Space on

To completely destroy an inanimate object, especially an electronic device, using a baseball bat or another blunt object just like Peter, Samir, and Michael do to a printer in the movie Office Space.

I'm gonna go all Office Space on my piece of shit laptop if it freezes one more time while I'm checking out porn!

by Homer Formby May 18, 2019

OFFICER ASSIST

The act of inserting or extracting something in or out of the colon with self or other help.

i needed to make a deposit for the toilet bank, so a little finger gave me an officer assist with my prison wallet!

by robetitcussin February 23, 2019