Mad Dad

Relatable to when you're in high school and you come home 5 minutes after curfew - who meets you? Mad Dad. Otherwise applicable to people who after slight infractions, get all a huffy, and let you know exactly what they’re thinking. Applies to both girls and boys who are being oversensitive.

Matt said I don't call him enough. He's being such a Mad Dad... <roll eyes>

by bluehorsey September 22, 2009

Dad Poop

The act of going to the bathroom and spending a HUGE quantity of time trying to take a friggin poop.

"Yo, wheres Jake?"

"Hes been in the bathroom for almost 45 minutes."

"He must be taking a Dad Poop."

by didegerdoo2112 November 8, 2019

goth dad

Taliesin Jaffe.

“Tal is my goth dad and Dani Carr has become goth mom and I’m here for it”

by Catnip Cupcake October 4, 2018

American Dad

When the boy sticks his chin up her ass while she sucks him off and they both try to sing the intro to American Dad.

Friend: I just did the American Dad with Susie last night.

by fartheadpeebutt October 19, 2019

dad boss

A man who strives for greatness in all duties pertaining to being a dad. He works hard to provide for his family financially, helps out with household chores even after working all day, plays with the kids, and is attentive to the needs of his family. He is willing to make sacrifices so that his family can have a better life in the future. He owns being a dad. He owns being a boss about it. He is committed to becoming better every day for himself and for his family.

His wife called him a total dad boss after he successfully managed to make dinner, get the kids to bed, rub her feet, and then find time for himself to finish up some work.

by Dad Boss June 8, 2017

balkan dad

Doing something regardless of your little to zero knowledge on the subject, refusing any kind of help or advice especially from women and younger people in order to appear smarter and more capable. Often the incompetence of the person performing the balkan dad action is exposed but any kind of feedback is discarded in an attempt to protect their fragile ego.

-Are you sure you know how to fix my chair? I can ask my friend to do it... I don't want you to balkan dad it again.

by kalivisuals March 29, 2021

Deadbeat dad

Someone who gets made at their babymama and wants nothing to do with the kid. A punk ass bitch who needs to step up... then will get mad when their child calls another man "daddy".

He's so mad at his babymama he said "fuck it" and became a deadbeat dad.

by A'Mon March 25, 2017