A penis(i.e. the cock, dick, shlong, one-eyed monster, whatever other 1000's of names you may call it).
(Three gay Catholic priests and the local gay Catholic bishop are preparing for a four-man sex orgy in a secret chamber in the church)
Bishop O'Brien: Alright brothers, gather round and recite the opening verse of our little holy love ritual. *unzips his pants and sticks out his penis from underneath his robe*
Three gay priests:(in unison and in an incanted singing voice) And-may-the-Looord-blesss-thyyy-hooo-lyy-muss-cle-of-loooo-ooooove!
*all three priests then anoint the bishop's penis with holy water and begin taking turns giving him oral sex*
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Bishop O'Brien: Alright brothers, gather round and recite the opening verse of our little holy love ritual. *unzips his pants and sticks out his penis from underneath his robe*
Three gay priests:(in unison and in an incanted singing voice) And-may-the-Looord-blesss-thyyy-hooo-lyy-muss-cle-of-loooo-ooooove!
*all three priests then anoint the bishop's penis with holy water and begin taking turns giving him oral sex*
Mark H. Peddling sexual innuendo on UrbanDictionary since Februrary 2004
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"Real Music" is the bullshit classification often applied to musical genres by people who's narrow minded opinion is apparently the only correct opinion. Often based solely on personal taste, the idea of "real music" is nothing more than masturbatory bullshit.
"Hey did you hear that new song that came out last week?"
"WHAT? YOU LISTEN TO THAT? I ONLY LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC"
"WHAT? YOU LISTEN TO THAT? I ONLY LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC"
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Get the Real Music mug.Music that is written, performed, or about Beta Males.
1. The type of songs with lyrics that describe a male social outcast who in the end of the song may or may not win the popular babe he secretly crushes on.
2. Songs that describe beta male's in-your-face rebellion towards social stereotyping or alpha people.
3. Songs that profess a beta male's secret love to a girl of higher social status or simply, a girl he likes but knows he can't have; most commonly, his long-time girl bestfriend.
4. Songs that profess beta male's eternal love for his girlfriend or mom or grandmom or his buddies or his dad - whatever works.
5. songs that describe a beta male as his girl's "shoulder to cry on"
6. songs that describe a beta male's frustration over his relationship with a girl who's full of herself and does not value beta male's greatness.
1. The type of songs with lyrics that describe a male social outcast who in the end of the song may or may not win the popular babe he secretly crushes on.
2. Songs that describe beta male's in-your-face rebellion towards social stereotyping or alpha people.
3. Songs that profess a beta male's secret love to a girl of higher social status or simply, a girl he likes but knows he can't have; most commonly, his long-time girl bestfriend.
4. Songs that profess beta male's eternal love for his girlfriend or mom or grandmom or his buddies or his dad - whatever works.
5. songs that describe a beta male as his girl's "shoulder to cry on"
6. songs that describe a beta male's frustration over his relationship with a girl who's full of herself and does not value beta male's greatness.
Beta Male Music examples:
1. Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
2. Pork and Beans - Weezer
3. Gimme A Chance - Plain White T's
4. 1234 - Plain White T's
5. Kelsey - Metro Station
6. Annabelle - A Rocket To The Moon
1. Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
2. Pork and Beans - Weezer
3. Gimme A Chance - Plain White T's
4. 1234 - Plain White T's
5. Kelsey - Metro Station
6. Annabelle - A Rocket To The Moon
by wellhereigo October 4, 2010
Get the Beta Male Music mug.Folk music is a genre of music, very popular in the 50s and early 60s. This was known as the Folk Revival. Traditional folk are older songs, known by many people, but the artist unknown, typically with strong lead lyricist, accoustic guitars, and harmonicas. These evolved into regular Folk, which used the same instruments, but had more modern concepts and artists known. Folk songs typically have strong, profound lyrics about the artist's view of the world, expressing strong emotion, or tell a story. Folk later changed with the time and became Folk Rock, and Electric Folk. Country is technically a sub category of Folk. Many famous folk artists are Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Joan Baez, Paul Simon, and Johny Cash.
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