by Fep October 14, 2023

The name of a current hair style popular among boys and young men. Its signature element is an oversized bush of loose, tousled hair (the mushroom) that protrudes out over the forehead in a furry shelf that would, in some extreme cases, seem to impinge on the field of vision.
Okay, buzzcut the sides but leave the mushroom in front.
She likes to get her fingers in my mushroom.
I can't see anything in the shower because when my mushroom gets wet it covers both my eyes.
She likes to get her fingers in my mushroom.
I can't see anything in the shower because when my mushroom gets wet it covers both my eyes.
by Grebdehrm January 31, 2024

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by E-Haw December 26, 2002

a disgusting filth of growth that is literal fungi and tastes like alien slime and smells like your worst nightmare.
if you are someone who has had the unfornunate meeting of taste buds to mushroom, please seek assistance before you turn 40
by dellabella July 11, 2022
