Mathematician

So, there's this mathematician right? I saw an add he put out on YouTube. This Asian guy. I can't (for the life of me) remember his name so you'll have to forgive me. But this guy is selling math classes and HE said about HIMSELF what I said about mathematical aptitude (That people who perform mathematics at a high level don't actual DO math. Rather, they've internalized mathematics.) So.... RIGHT AGAIN!!! The only way anyone could ever be more right then me is if they hopped ass first on to a chainsaw, cut themselves in half (vertically), and threw their left half in the dumpster.

Hym "And this mathematician is selling math classes. He said what I said almost word for word. Here the sales pitch: He says 'As someone with a natural aptitude, I've internalized mathematics. But most people aren't like me. They actually have to DO math. So I've crated this coarse to help people learn and do math and so on and so forth' It's great! That guy is great. Like I said, I can't remember his name. I wish I did."

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

Mathewson

SIMPLY THE BEST FATHER. he will love his family more than anything else. He is responsible and a sensitive man. Always cheerful and can lighten the room at any point of time.

One of a MATHEWSON

by Yumma gumma February 13, 2023

Mathew

Mathew is a Christian name meaning “gift from god” generally they are really good looking and well endowed. They are also know for their fishing skills.

Mathew is a fishing god

by Fishing Legend February 14, 2023

mathei

A Mathei. Zariah knows a Mathei, consult Zariah

Mathei, hi

by zzariah February 19, 2023

Mathematicianism

When you need someones help for math that you forgot/don’t know.

“HEY I NEED YOUR MATHEMATICIANISM RIGHT NOW BRO”

by BIGBOUMONGOOSE May 1, 2023

mashed potato

Slur. A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual who receives anal fornication frequently and subsequently their anus is mashed out like potatoes.

“that pofta fucks every man… he’s definitely a mashed potato”

by negr0thehero May 7, 2023

Mathew

The wrong way of spelling a perfectly nice name.

Person #1: I just don’t get why anyone would name their child Mathew
Person #2: What do you mean? It’s a perfectly fine name!
Person #1: No, it’s with one t.
Person #2: Oh…

by Jeremies May 11, 2023