The Ronald McDonald Special 

The practice of jizzing all over a girl's face, blinding her, then punching her in the nose hard enough to draw blood and finishing by shoving a french fry up her ass.
MMM MMM GOOD!

She gave bad head, so I gave her the Ronald McDonald Special. Shit was hot, son.

The Ronald McDonald Special by Mormon X August 2, 2010

Sandy McDonald 

Inserting the penis into a females anus and then afterward penetrating the same females vulva for the sole purpose of causing an E Coli infection.

Charles: Hey bitch bend over so I can fuck you in the ass!

Christine: Your not planning on giving me a Sandy McDonald are you Charles?

Charles: Shut the fuck up and take this penis in your ass! (insertion) ooooh that feels great... Who says we need lube

Christine: Oh yes it really does feel great, I love a penis in my ass. What? wait! what are you doing? (insertion) Get your penis out of my love hole! Good one Charles, now I have to go and make an appointment with my gyn.

Charles: At least I didn't dirty Sandy McDonald you

Sandy McDonald by Kentucky Flaccid May 14, 2011

McDonald’s apple pie 

A device that is used primarily for male masturbation. The warm gooey center gives the penis the same stimulation that a female vagina does. Occasionally, the are also eaten as a dessert.

I’m so horny and hungry today. Gunna get me a McDonald’s apple pie. Better get two though, one to eat the other for my meat.

McDonald’s apple pie by masturbation_enthusiast October 14, 2021

Ronald McDonald 

The look of a man's face after performing oral sex to a woman during her menstrual cycle.

That guy is so pussy whipped by his wife that he has to Ronald McDonald her to keep her happy when she's on the rag.

Ronald McDonald by Lickem Lo Bandito November 27, 2011

Ronald Mcdonald 

To eat a girl out during her period.

Yo dawg ma girl was dripping red, so i Ronald Mcdonald her our with some fries.

Ronald Mcdonald by Dwagzor May 27, 2016

Chick flick at mcDonald's 

When you go to Mc Donald's and have sex in the bathroom for more than 5 hours.

Maybe I should get a Big Mac and then we can have a Chick flick at mcDonald's after I'm done.

Chick flick at mcDonald's by Botchduck August 6, 2014

Keelie Macdonald

Fat ho, somebody nobody likes. Very unappetizing to look at and you may want to puke upon sight. Makes you want to kys.

"Omfg Keelie Macdonald looks like the grudge!"

Keelie Macdonald by That_Guy6969 May 16, 2016