Inserting the penis into a females anus and then afterward penetrating the same females vulva for the sole purpose of causing an E Coli infection.
Charles: Hey bitch bend over so I can fuck you in the ass!
Christine: Your not planning on giving me a Sandy McDonald are you Charles?
Charles: Shut the fuck up and take this penis in your ass! (insertion) ooooh that feels great... Who says we need lube
Christine: Oh yes it really does feel great, I love a penis in my ass. What? wait! what are you doing? (insertion) Get your penis out of my love hole! Good one Charles, now I have to go and make an appointment with my gyn.
Charles: At least I didn't dirty Sandy McDonald you
Christine: Your not planning on giving me a Sandy McDonald are you Charles?
Charles: Shut the fuck up and take this penis in your ass! (insertion) ooooh that feels great... Who says we need lube
Christine: Oh yes it really does feel great, I love a penis in my ass. What? wait! what are you doing? (insertion) Get your penis out of my love hole! Good one Charles, now I have to go and make an appointment with my gyn.
Charles: At least I didn't dirty Sandy McDonald you
by Kentucky Flaccid April 24, 2011