Mirror Masterbation

The act of masterbating to your own reflection.

Tom: I'm so hot I'd masterbate to myself.

Bill: You what?

Tom: Ever heard of Mirror Masterbation?

Bill: No... That sounds nasty.

by Flawless23 April 21, 2011

bridge master

The person ultimately responsible for the running of a bridge including making important decisions. Typically the highest level and highest paying job in the team.

Manager: Hi there gorgeous, I'm John and I am the bridge master of the largest suspension bridge in the country. Isn't that impressive! Now, can I buy you a drink?

by Mentirosa July 17, 2011

swag master general

having far more swag and the knowledge of, than anybody else that you have been appointed into an official postion regarding swag.

hey have you seen kyler S?

who is that

you know the swag master general

by swag master general September 28, 2011

Swag Master

A person who walks with a bounce in their step and makes anything look like it's more fun than it actually is.
Can also be used as 'swagga mister' in appropriate situations of complete spectacularity.

Look at Matt the swag master walking down the street with his hat turner sideways! He's got his swagga on today!

by Ginny Jay October 5, 2010

Young Master

A stereotype commonly found in chinashit xianxia, a young master is an overbearing and prideful character, often with the backing of a powerful family or organization, who underestimates the protagonist and comes into conflict with them over trivial matters. Obsessed with their own overwhelming superiority and prideful to a comical degree, they are quickly killed off by the protagonist in order to progress the plot and fuel conflict between the protagonist and the young master’s supporters.

You dare offend this young master by trying to enjoy a meal at a high-class restaurant and making eye contact with a female character? You are but a frog in a well, a toad lusting after swan meat, one who cannot hope to comprehend the immensity of heaven and earth. Kowtow to me 3,000 times and cripple yourself and I might deign to leave your relatives an intact corpse to bury.

by Venerable Chowder January 6, 2022

masterbater

Widely uncommonly misspelt form of masturbator

It's spelt with a "u" and an "o," idiots.

by Joe February 27, 2005

female masterbation

The self-stimulation of female genitals. See flicking the bean

by Big Simes January 22, 2003