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life alert

robbery sounds life alert guy: you have been detected LEAVE NOW!
by osnap kevin January 29, 2009
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life's not fair

Biggest fuckin' cop-out.
Used when someone, usually a douchebag, doesn't want to be accountable for his actions.
Kid 1: *Punches Kid 2*
Kid 2: What the FUCK was that for?
Kid 1: Life's not fair.
by XeL March 12, 2007
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Tree of life

When the skies of the grounds were one, the Legends, with their twelve forces, nurtered the tree of life. An eye of red force created the evil that coveted the heart of the tree of life and the heart slowly grew dry. To tend the embrace the heart of the tree of life, the Legends hereby devide the tree in half and hide each side. Hence, time is over-turned and space turns as skew. The twelve forces divide intro two and create two suns that lool alike into two worlds that seem alike. The Legends travel apart. The Legendes shall now see the same ski but shall stand on different grounds, shall stay on the same ground but shall see different skies. The day the grounds be kept a single file before one sky in two worlds that seem alike, the Legends will greet each other. The day the red force purified, the twelve forces will reunite into one perfect root, a new world shall open up.
"AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT (/starts the video at 1:26)"

"what the hell is the tree of life"

"ahahah their mama is a tree"
by sooyae February 16, 2013
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No Game No Life

A well-known and liked anime that premiered back in 2014. It was based off the light novel series of No Game No Life. It has made a large community and Shiro, one of the main protagonists, is seen as an iconic waifu among some viewers, particularly among loli lovers because she is 11 years old. It builds a large story and left the first season on a cliffhanger.

Though being an amazing anime, everyone is annoyed about how long they are waiting for a second season. No release date is yet set for a second season is set, and all we got so far is the movie "No Game No Life: Zero" in 2017.
Person 1: What's your favourite anime?
Person 2: Obviously No Game No Life
by J4ckStyp3 August 28, 2018
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life

what has no other meaning then getting drunk, stoned, or laid.
life is hard! But sex, drugs, and beer make it alot easier...
Charles: dude my life suxs so bad!
bob: then go grab a beer and watch the game...

Cindy: OMG i got to study for so many test tommorow, i'm overwhelmed with school work!
John: Come to my place and lets get stoned, and then have sex, and forget everything that happened.
Cindy: wow thats alot easier!
by Roberto Presley January 2, 2008
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No life king

Refers to Alucard the one true vampire from the manga Hellsing.
Him being undead (No Life) and a former king makes him "No life king"
-Hey No life king, lets go mental.
by Banana-q August 13, 2010
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Life Police

Self appointed individuals who singlehandedly feel they can uphold the rules of life, and never miss an opportunity to inform others what they are doing wrong. Accusations made by the Life Police can highlight de facto, de jure, fashion, etiquette, diet, registration of cars, paying of taxes, morals, and general rule-following faults of their prey. These claims are usually pointlessly brought about at the most inconvenient time, often leaving the accused with only further hatred for the accuser.

Note: Not to be confused with Nazis, the fashion police, and bitches, as the Life Police have no known ideology or reasoning - only idiocy.
*after riding your bike very fast down a steep hill, you reach the bottom only to find a member of the life police*
"You shouldn't ride your bike that fast! I ride a bike everyday and it's not safe, plus you need a helmet!"

*cutting tomatoes for a dinner with your girlfriend and your roommate walks in*
"You're cutting up those tomatoes wrong you dipshit, you're supposed to cut them LATERALLY."

*your mother-in-law comes over for dinner and sees your truck parked in the driveway with expired tabs*
"I hope you're not driving that truck, that's illegal. You could get into a lot of trouble if you don't register that."

*telling your buddies about the 3 month old pair of jeans you returned*
"dude, that's fucked up. i had people come into my job and do that, it's immoral."

*taking a trip to Nevada*
"It's pronounced Nevada, not Nevada."
by Keelahsai August 5, 2009
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