lesbian manicure 

biting your fingernails down to the quick.
i.e. giving yourself the kind of fingernails that would pass a lesbian test.

i gave myself a lesbian manicure today in anatomy.

on the bright side, i don't have to worry about maintaining long fingernails...but the all the bitchy girls that sit next to me think i'm gay.

lesbian manicure by tangerine kicks daisies November 20, 2009

lesbian seagull 

a female seagull that thinks another female seagull is the shiznit Also appears in Beavis and Butthead do America

lesbian seagull : damn that ass is fine

straight seagull : dude thats a chick

lesbian seagull by Killer Faery December 28, 2005

lesbian shame 

When the fact that a girl is a lesbian is a shame. This only occurs when she is hot. Because no one would mind a fat or ugly lesbian.

N: That's the hot girl in my German class
A: Aight that's, cool
T: Urgh dude she's lesbian dude.
Alien:Aw man!
N: Damn that's some lesbian shame right there.

lesbian shame by Nadsafs March 24, 2009

Lesbian Bed Life 

The rejection and opposite of Lesbian Bed Death.

aka Really hot lesbian sex.

Alice and Gertrude had the best sex life ever, they were total fiends in bed, nothing could stop them!! They laughed in the face of LBD, they were prime candidates for LESBIAN BED LIFE!

Lesbian Bed Life by FeralFarrell December 12, 2009

Lesbian-Baldy 

A bald lesbian.

"That lesbian is bald!"
"Yeah, she's such a Lesbian-Baldy."

Lesbian-Baldy by GirMissesHisCupcake August 23, 2009

lesbian seagal 

A lesbian that looks like the "D" list actor Steven Seagal.

X: "Holy Shit! Is that Steven Seagal?"
Y: "No dumb ass, that's a bull dyke lesbian dressed like a biker- a lesbian seagal."

lesbian seagal by Kraut Stain April 24, 2010

Lesbian Emergency 

Lesbian Emergency refers to a time when you need a lesbian and one just cant be found. Can also refer to running low on lesbian supplies. Occassionally mistaken for 'happy anniversary' which has caused many relationship problems.

'Hunn, we have a lesbian emergency."
'Lesbian emergency! Lesbian emergency!'

Lesbian Emergency by Overheard at random November 7, 2012