jordyn jones

The most perttyest bloned you will ever see she is the best dancer.

"Do you know Jordyn Jones" "yes every one dose"

by Lena mantler March 22, 2018

dirty luke jones

Act of nutting in your sister called Ella and the next day your friends call you Nutella meaning that you nutted in your sisters hole.

Yo Nutella, how you doing today you dirty dirty Luke jones.

by My.nutted.in.me.help July 14, 2022

johnessa

Johnessa usually a dark skinned female. Typical extremly curvy and wide hipped. Johnessa is very talented and open-minded. She is a jack of all trades and loves pleasing others. Typical good in bed with males or females. Loves to go out but enjoys to just chill. Johnessa is extremely nice but cross her and she can be your worst nightmare

"I would marry a girl like johnessa"

by Yung birdman December 5, 2013

Jones

A person with a a huge dick this is usually there last name

That jones boy will fuck the shit out of your man

by Pissy jdkfjf May 4, 2019

Mike Jones

Mike Jones was cool before he dropped Who Is Mike Jones? His old stuff is great and he actually flows, but he decided to go the easy route this time and shout his name and number.

Who?! Mike Jones! If you hate Mike Jones look up The Mixtape Messiah on Limewire and hear how bad Chamillionaire wrecks on him.

by Lt Panda July 31, 2005

Mike Jones

A rapper obessed with saying his name.

Random person: Hey, nigger, what's your name?

Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones

Random person: Ok, please be quiet now.

Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones

*White guy beats the shit out of Mike Jones*

by Johnny Johnothan August 6, 2006

mike jones

The male prostitute who in late 2006 alleged the Evangelical leader, Rev. Ted Haggard, paid him for sex and methamphetamine over a three-year period.

Jones, who exposed the Haggard, is quoted as saying, "I felt I owed it to the gay community to expose the hypocrisy,".

Person One: Who was that one male prostitute that that one fag religious leader was fucking?

Person Two: Oh - I beleive that it was Mike Jones.

by M. James a.k.a. "pig" November 6, 2006