A Jack Tard idiot is a cross between a Jack Ass and Tard. Jack tards are not responsible for their actions, although they should be. Usually mucking up things for the rest of society.
That Jack Tard took up two spaces in a car lot. Jack tards write checks in an express lane. Also, Jack tards don't know the difference between merging and yielding on a highway.
by Honchiejoe February 2, 2007
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eats a steady diet of pancakes with maple syrup, beaver, and forest ruffage.
wears a uniform of a plaid flannel shirt.
may or may not be accompanied by a blue ox.
eats a steady diet of pancakes with maple syrup, beaver, and forest ruffage.
wears a uniform of a plaid flannel shirt.
may or may not be accompanied by a blue ox.
by crimsonhawkman March 25, 2010
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A name, verb, or exclamatory phrase used to denote someone or some action that qualifies as a creeper or stalker and is usually a pedophile. The term is believed to have originated from a real-life stalker-creeper who called himself the "Night Jackal" for a user name on the Internet, was caught masturbating at a local theater in the middle of a Jonas Brothers movie, and is now something of a local celebrity.
Person: Dude, you know that Rahul kid? I heard he invited a group of child trick-or-treaters inside his house and locked the door and chased them around.
Person 2: Oh man! What a night jackal!
Person 2: Oh man! What a night jackal!
by Iamthetalonsofthenight November 15, 2009
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DAMN HE IS SO DAMN SEXY WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE.IT'S AMAZING BECAUSE HS A TWIN AND THAT MEANS DOUBLE SEXINESS. SEXY. SEXY.SEXY.SEXY IS WHAT HE IS. THANK YOU
DAMN HE IS SO DAMN SEXY WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE.IT'S AMAZING BECAUSE HS A TWIN AND THAT MEANS DOUBLE SEXINESS. SEXY. SEXY.SEXY.SEXY IS WHAT HE IS. THANK YOU
person#1:Hey Did you watch Jack Harries new video
person#2:Yeah He was so damn sexy
Person#1: Let's go wacth him because he is so damn funny and a sexy beast :)
person#2:Yeah He was so damn sexy
Person#1: Let's go wacth him because he is so damn funny and a sexy beast :)
by Lauren ~ July 26, 2012
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friend: yeah you dumb ass! those antlers are glued on
friend: yeah you dumb ass! those antlers are glued on
by Shtoink September 27, 2006
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"But why is the rum gone?!"
"But why is the rum gone?!"
by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008
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by Nneka Okorie January 21, 2009
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