humman

A cute male. Preferably a human male. But all males do

"Hey, look at that humman!"
"Yeah girl he is cute!@"

by Rosiecorn45 August 19, 2017

Human billboards

People who collect in standouts at rotaries or on overpasses with campaign signs. Sometimes to advertise a menu, or just a sale.

(i guess it is a New England thing)

Look at that human billboard

by wickedNH February 6, 2004

human heart

The act of squooshing ones facial cheeks, with the palms of your hands pushing up and in. This then creates the shape of a human heart.

Rob squooshed Brynn's cheeks and her face looked kind of like a human heart.

by Rooooob June 6, 2007

Human Zamboni

In figure skating, a competitor who falls alot and ends up cleaning the ice with their butt.

Kristy Yamaguchi's routine was going great until she fell, and she started sliding around the ice like a Human Zamboni!

by dberto April 3, 2009

himmalsdjdfl;akjfl;ahl;fjajil;fsdzj;lkadsfaewfjkl;

(1) the indecipherable emotions of aggression as conveyed by the hammering of a keyboard.

(2) the mating call of a disgruntled elephant seal whose migratory patterns were set of course, thus landing them in Malaysia.

(1) "My internet cut out!? Not again!! RARRR!"

*hammers keyboard*

"himmalsdjdfl;akjfl;ahl;fjajil;fsdzj;lkadsfaewfjkl;!!!!!!!"



(2) "Where are all the females?? Wait, this isn't California!!!
himmalsdjdfl;akjfl;ahl;fjajil;fsdzj;lkadsfaewfjkl; !!!!"

by himmalsdjdfl;akjfl;ahl;fjajil; April 6, 2009

Human GPS

A person who knows how to get anywhere at anytime, specific but not limited to driving directions. Human GPS slaps technological dependence in the mouth. It communicates skepticism and presumes trust in one's own ability to read a map, think and understand. In other words, "smart" technology makes us really stupid.

We're getting funneled through tolls like beer at a frat party.
F--- these clowns. Time to get it in with Human GPS.

by Harry Bird September 13, 2010

human peacock

for show, look colorful and/or wonderful but in reality is impractical or useless

Look at those human peacock with colorful hats at the Royal wedding...

by parleton May 21, 2011