Hampster Horay

The act of making love to a hampster with a biro

I fucked my hampster so hard it coughed ink! Hampster Horay

by Hampshire3321 October 15, 2008

hammster

What you call someone the day after they were drinking; or used when saying what someone was like when they were drinking; or saying what you want to become that night when drinking

I want to become a hammster tonight; you all were wicked hammster's last night

by Skiarmada720 October 12, 2010

hampstering fb

When you scroll down facebook like a hampster on a wheel. Just going down and down and down glazed over in boredom.

I need to stop hampstering fb and go watch McGuyver.

by spinal365 January 20, 2011

hampster booty

a big, round, booty, that is really flat though. It makes you picture a hampsters booty, because it is round and smooth. Can mainly be found on librarians and large women.

That librarian is such a bitch, her hampster booty grosses me out!

by ava555 June 20, 2011

humster

Humankind reverting to hamster like behavior, Humsterism...Pack enough hamsters in a box and they get bored, confused, violent and eventually become cannibals. Its not a Zombie Apocalypse. Its the beginning of the "Dawn of the Humster"

"Humster eats face of homeless man in Miami"

by thandor November 14, 2012

hampster beard

A beard with style that looks like it takes influence from hipster trends and Amish beards. Hipster + Amish = Hampster.

The guy is rocking a gross hampster beard!

by antellect April 9, 2013

hampsterdance

When you or your friend get really drunk, and you get on your hands and legs and try to dance while making hampster noises.

Jimmy got so wasted he started to hampsterdance!

by That one creepy mailman November 26, 2014