to hell and gone

Absolutely destroyed; gone without hope of recovery; completely.
A hyperbole.

He took a crowbar and he just beat that truck to hell and gone!

by Captain Penguin June 24, 2004

Pity Picture Gone Wrong

This phenomenon happens when a pretty girl takes a picture with an ugly girl. Often times the picture is taken as a nice gesture. The next day the pretty girl goes online and finds the picture as the ugly girls profile picture. This effect will make new users who look at the ugly girls profile to think that she is the pretty one. To further this point, the ugly girl may choose to use this picture on a dating site. The passerby will look at the picture and assume that the ugly girl is the pretty girl. Therefore, it is a way of tricking people into thinking that you are pretty without lying.

Example 1:

Tonya: Hey i got a message from a guy on my dating site.
Cait: Wow your so lucky.

Tonya: He wants to see me in the dress i was wearing in the picture
Cait: oh la la
Tonya: Crap, i used the Pity Picture Gone Wrong

Example 2:
Beverly: Hey im checking out everyone's prom pictures online
Hannah: tell me if you find any of me
Beverly: I found one, your with Fat Faced Fiona. AND She is using it as her profile pictures!!
Hannah: no way, now everyone is going to think she is the pretty one in the picture. I hate when a pity picture goes wrong

by RealityHits August 12, 2012

goober

1. someone who is a nerd or a geek.
2. to be a loser.
3. do something stupid or look stupid

oh my gosh.. look at his socks, he looks like a goober

by Katie DeCoste August 15, 2006

Gone with the Wind

When you fart so hard the smell makes you pass out.

After he ate the triple bean chili.. he was gone with the wind.

by kelso_23 February 23, 2019

goober

Goober (noun)

A person having obnoxious or irritating behaviour;
A person who takes pleasure in claiming to be a "hacker"
despite the obvious fact that s/he desperately requires
schooling and education; Any person who lacks common sense
and is blissfully unaware of it; A person unwilling to read
any documentation before attempting to run a software.
Goobers are also known to be excessively talkative.

The company of goobers is worse than no company at all.

by Harshad Sharma February 2, 2004

Goober

A man of basic attractiveness, that has very little or no talent whatsoever. Is usually in the military, and seems to get the most attractive women for no apparent reason at all.
A Goober has a very low view of individuality, and usually doesn't seem very educated at all.

Person 1: "Damn, do you see that chick over there with the goober?"
Person 2: "She's gorgeous, man I feel sorry for her."

by Kragoth December 26, 2012

goober

Doesn't anyone else realise how this originated? If you change "goober" into pig latin you get UBER GAY. Duh.

Hahaha! I'm the only one to have worked this out.

by SugarSpider August 31, 2005