Funnel Suck

When a woman goes down on a man's penis, her lips are so stretched downwards , it makes the appearance of a funnel. The elongate lips are the tip of the funnel, and the rest of her head are the bottom. This is opposite of a kiss sick, where the lips are closer to the face.

Roger: Hey, Dave! How did it go with Charmaine last night?
David: Oh, she was great! When she went down on me, her lips were SO stretched down on my cock, it looked like a funnel tip! She REALLY knows how to funnel suck!

by brooskitooski September 30, 2025

Funner

More fun than something else

As seeing the tiger was funner than seeing the wolf

by Mira 10 2025 September 30, 2025

funnelphobia

funnelphobia is the fear of Turlock, California after civil twilight

"oh yeah, dave? isn't he a funnelphobe?"
"what's funnelphobe"?
"someone with funnelphobia"
"ah makes sense"

by spaghettijuice October 9, 2025

Funnier than shit

The absolute most hilarious thing one can perceive.

Did you see Bryson slip and fall on the ice when he went to go ask his crush out? That was funnier than shit!

by NineEleven October 14, 2025

Funn-Shi

Funn-Shi, Description of the weave that makes up everything imaginable, if you can think of it, it leads to Funn-Shi.

Guy 1: Dude, I just got an idea for a Story.

Guy 2: Nice! Way to use your Funn-Shi.

by DomingoStrikesAgain November 29, 2025

Funner

Better than normal fun

"No stay on the phone cause its funner that way"

by Trlgracieabramss December 17, 2025

Candy Funnel

A normal beer funnel, except within the act of chugging an individual or many individuals spit candy into the top of the funnel. The person that is chugging must also chug down the pieces of candy or else he or she is a bitch.

Greg, im gonna spit smarties into the funnel so that it becomes a candy funnel. Dont be a cunt muffin and not swallow the candy.

by Neil Durkin December 9, 2008