Fat Cock Spirit

Big dick energy but better, bigger and more spirited. Not for your average big dick energy times.

Did you see Ivan, he had mad fat cock spirit last night.

by Jakewht December 31, 2018

fat shit

illegal mexican or nigger who is a fat ass

Look at Melissa the FAT SHIT. What a Jurassic B-tch! She's 5'4" 600 lbs black hair thick black glasses and a crack whore!

by Dark Knight6 February 5, 2022

FAT Scale

The FAT scale is the single most important measure when judging women. Each letter represents an element of a girls features F for Face, A for ass, and T for Tits. Each letter is then assigned a number from 1-10, depending on how hot she is. 1 is disgusting, 5 is average, 10 is unreal. State their score in respective order. For example, a pretty girl with an average ass and big tits might yield the score 7, 5, 8.

Guy 1: I got laid by a sexy bitch last night!
Guy 2 FAT scale her!
Guy 1: 8, 10, 9!
Guy 2: I hope you rode that ass like a Mexican!

by Huculak October 27, 2011

fat wap

this noun, often refers to the naming of a fat person. used colloquially, in the southern area of cheshire, this vernacular term can be compared to fatty, fatty bumbum and other horrible names. Used normally to offend, behind the persons back.

"my Maureen, she is one hell of a FAT WAP"

or

"i was walking to work the other day, when this FAT WAP jumped infront of a bus."

by JoeW May 17, 2006

Fat guy in a little coat

1. A classic Chris Farley scene from Tommy Boy (1995) in which he puts on a small coat and sings "Fat guy in a little coat."

2. A big penis in a small condom

-Put down my coat man
-Fat guy in a little coat!

by Mystic-X April 9, 2010

fat hangover

The horrible feeling after indulging on too much food, similar to the hangover of alcohol. Fat hangovers have almost all of the same effects of regular hangovers. Fat hangovers, however, usually occur right after eating or when going to sleep.

Jimi has a fat hangover from today's food party. He's vomiting all over the sheets and has a major head and stomach ache.

by AssCon July 24, 2011

Fat Head

Someone with a head the size of a watermelon on top of their neck. Usually they will claim that it is their hair that makes their head so big they can not even wear a standard hat, unless it was made for an elephant, but in the end their skull really his at minimum the size of a bowling ball, and usually their brain is about the size of a pea. Even though their head is unusually large, they are quite retarded and often times have what is known as "Fat-Head Syndrome". That is where they think they know everything, and have advice on things they have never even done before. Fat-Head Syndrome also gives said fat headed person an ego the size of their dome, which makes them think they are a bad-ass. Most commonly a fat headed person will work out all the time so they can try to grow their small bodies to match their fat ass head.

Hey Fat Head, why is your head so damn big?

- Its not my head, it is my hair

Oh, okay, how come you have to wear a neck brace to support that massive melon?

- I don't. I am going to the gym to work out.

Oh, well hopefully you can grow into that head of yours..... Maybe try to get a brain to fit that noggin too.

by BigSlob8888 November 10, 2010