by Mestopheles369 November 25, 2020
Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles June 26, 2017
National Message To Your Ex Day is on February 15th and is the day you can leave a message about your ex on any social media saying something positive or negative because
It is also the day after Valentines Day meaning love and relationships so why not the day after talk about your ex
It is also the day after Valentines Day meaning love and relationships so why not the day after talk about your ex
On National Message To Your Ex Day I’m going to say what Lil Uzi said in his song Sideline Watching(Hold Up) my ex “ain’t got no respect, they break up with a text”
by I’m a YouTuber February 17, 2020
When your parents loved your ex so much that he’s literally kinda part of the family. They sometimes even invite him whenever they make plans.
Scott Disick has been part of the Kardashian’s family for so long, even though he broke up with Kourtney.
He’s such a household ex
He’s such a household ex
by sawitontiktok January 05, 2023
A favorite ex is a ex that you love unconditionally and will always go back to no matter what yall been though
girl a: who you talking to knoww??
girl b: Ykk who it isss.
girl a: Let me guess, your Favorite ex??
girl b: Ykk who it isss.
girl a: Let me guess, your Favorite ex??
by ms.mymanmyman December 07, 2022
"You two are talking again... Are you two during again?"
"No jane dumped me ages ago, we are just friends now."
" so you are friendex's?"
"Friend ex?"
"Yeah"
" ex boyfriend or girlfriend who is now your friend"
" I guess so then"
"No jane dumped me ages ago, we are just friends now."
" so you are friendex's?"
"Friend ex?"
"Yeah"
" ex boyfriend or girlfriend who is now your friend"
" I guess so then"
by Amsyleigh July 10, 2014
by bdix02 July 19, 2020