Death Eater

The person that turns up to events and each and every time manages to suck the very soul out of the room by simply arriving.

Funny Friend - "why has everyone suddenly gone dead weird and cagey all of a sudden?"
Other funny friend - "the death eater has arrived"
Funny Friend "we need to get someone to change the music to really loud and get the heating on really high, it's freezing in here!"

Other funny friend does not reply as they have sadly encountered Death Eater, has fainted and is having their very soul sucked out of their mouth

by jojohedgehog November 20, 2011

Cake Eater

A high-paid athlete, that is married to a larger trophy wife.

Lamar Odom is a cake eater, cause that foo is married to Khloe Kardashian.

by dangbee May 15, 2011

cake-eater

one who never has to go without
has his cake and eats it too

that motherfucking johnson county cake eater

by aaron April 30, 2004

purple people penis eater

slang term for vagina.

i fucked that bitch in the purple people penis eater!

by Cassidyyyyyyyy October 5, 2008

Exeter

red neck town

hick-vill, 'ima gonna ride my tracta down the Exeter Highway'

by that is freakin sweet June 29, 2008

Taco Eater

A person who eats a taco. Male or Female can both be eaters of the Taco.

Taco's nicknamed changed to Taco Eater when someone's mom implied what Taco meant.

by Taco eater June 24, 2005

baby eater

One who eats babies.
See also atheist

The baby eaters got together to eat at the annual baby roast.

by Baby Eater July 28, 2008