elephantitous

(ell.E.fan.tight.us) the large overgrowth of any sexual body part. (penis, vagina, rectum, etc.) usually found in midgets and dwarfs

Wee Man's Elephantitous was so bad, they had to invert it into another rectum.

by Dr. Tupacolypse October 25, 2010

Elephant-keeper

See description in mahout.

There are many elephant-keepers in southern Asia.

by Dino March 11, 2005

elephant

Where a man puts a googly eye on each testicle, screeches like an elephant, and squirts the semen onto her face from the "trout of the elephant"

Zander: "Man I gave Cassie a mean elephant last night"

Tom: "Atta boy I did that to Sean yesterday!"

by a1.boobiewang June 9, 2015

leaky elephant

when a fat guy has just jacked off and you can see jizz on his pants

"Dude, I was at Arby's and I saw Jaron, and he was a leaky elephant."

by demy4000 May 15, 2010

hairry elephant

when a guy puts his big toe into a girls vagina and kicks the girl. she falls back and he farts in her face. he takes his pubes that he shaved off before he does this and puts it in her mouth.

that hairry elephant was so nice with that chick last night

by dean14 March 24, 2011

pressed elephant

When a male lowers his pants and underwear, exposing his genitals, then proceeds to press his genitals against glass. This resembles an elephant pressed into the glass.

As the car full of frat boys drove past me, one of them gave me the pressed elephant.

by yooL June 16, 2016

pink elephants

elephants who were painted pink to make the world a lilto gayer place to live on.

-related to the purple bear.

omg i think i saw a pink elphant lets go hunt it down fo the tusks!

by kurt did me........100 times October 18, 2003