dutch gold

Dr Dutch's fine brew fit for kings

6 cans of golden goodness please sir

by Ciarán April 25, 2004

dutch moment

A period of time when you turn bright red from blushing. Usually used after being caught doing something embarassing.

Last night, I called my best friend Becca. I just had to tell her about my dutch moment at last week's party.

by i.can.row. July 3, 2008

Dutch miles

The unknown distance between destinations when the navigator is clearly lost, but still feigns to be on course.

Back seat passenger: Hey, how many dutch miles is it until we get to our hotel and I can finally walk this cramp out of my leg?

by Richard Hood January 16, 2009

dutch mustache

The fecal mustache left behind from a rimming session with a less than thorough butt wiper.

Nice Dutch Mustache, have you been with Crusty Suzie again?

by revbob September 5, 2006

Dutch Steamer

The act of defecating in a pot and placing it on a hot plate in your ex-girlfriend's dorm room.

Gross! That bastard left a dutch steamer in my room! They had to fumigate my whole floor.

by El_choco October 30, 2008

dutch ovens

To flatulate in ones blanket for the sake of warming themself up.

I was cold so I dutch ovened in my bed last night to warm it up.

by [e-mail] September 6, 2003

dutch princess

While giving the act of a dutch rudder, the male ejaculates onto the females forehead, giving her a cum tiara....*the equivalent of a pearl necklace, but a pearl tiara. :)

alexis was holding harrys arm and moving it up and down whilst he was holding his penis...he then ejaculates onto her forehead...making a beautiful sparkling tiara...what a great dutch princess!! :)

by AleXstacy March 31, 2011