The act of having intercourse with a woman 60 or older that hasn’t had sex in at least 5 years while using feces as lubrication
Dude, last week I was with Brandon’s grandma Sharon, and she pulled me into her room and told me to give her a dusty mudslide
by Unidentifiable system user September 14, 2018
Get the Dusty Mudslidemug. Man who can’t even name all the countries in europe and Africa. He’s also bad at Minecraft. Use this on someone and you will be at risk of getting sued for slander.
by Freesalad January 11, 2020
Get the dusty stevensmug. The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.
by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012
Get the Dusty Batting Glovemug. by Tarajo20 January 4, 2016
Get the dusty neckmug. a dog...a godly dog, something about her, she looks like she is absolutely zooted out of her fucking mind but none the less she is, ✨beautiful✨
“hey mikayla scruffy is old as fuck will you ever get a new dog??”
“we have located her, she is getting dusty in a puddle, she is. dusty puddles”
“we have located her, she is getting dusty in a puddle, she is. dusty puddles”
by ifeelsafeinmybuckles October 21, 2020
Get the dusty puddlesmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
Get the snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...mug.