Dusty Wagon

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.

"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."

"Dusty wagon?"

"She was a dry ride...."

"Ouch."

"Chapped shafts all around bro...."

*tear rolls down eye*

by rocket_cat October 22, 2014

dusty Anderson

A fucking giraffe in the 9th grade with a fortnite youtube channel

oh shit its dusty Anderson.

by gtgtegege May 20, 2019

dusty stromer

A dusty stromer is when one performs oral sex on an old woman using one long, continuous tongue stroke from the top of the anus all the way to the top of the clitoral hood & back.

Timmy met Agnes at bingo, they hit it off, went back to her nursing home and he gave her the ol' dusty stromer. Said his tongue picked up everything in a 12" radius, he's still washing his mouth out.

by Billy Shakespeare VIII June 21, 2021

Dusty

A man who isn’t well mannered, has a problematic history and is sometimes even broke but can also be successful. They are also known to be alpha males and manipulating lairs.

„Why is Rihanna with Asap?“
-„I don't know he's such a dusty“

by Noproblem;) May 6, 2022

Nasty crusty dusty

used in a sentence to call someone ugly/sewage water

Ew! He is Nasty crusty dusty!

by chase . March 26, 2021

Dusty Pepper

An old, flat tasting Dr Pepper.

Throw away the Dusty Peppers.

by Stegebeard August 6, 2016

Dusty Leavings

The horrible leftovers at the bottom of your Cereal Packet.

I had breakfast this morning and all that was left was Dusty Leavings, Yuk!

by 367squadron June 24, 2011