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moron dust

(n) - slang for whey protein powder and its infinite mixes, purchase by chiefly men of an average build, in the belief that it will turn them into a Schwarzenegger type build after 3 weeks of light exercise.

The 4 kg tub of moron dust will soon be forgotten and sit reproachfully on the top shelf, staring at the man in an accusatory fashion when he reaches into the fridge for another beer.
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by dentrassi42 May 26, 2010
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Dust Bowling

The act of using sand instead of lube
Julie: Frank and I tried dust bowling 3 weeks ago and I'm still pulling sand out of my ass!

Jenna: Thats gross
by lolnonameumadbro February 7, 2014
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Crop-dusting

When you pull over for a quickie after being on the road for hours and bust a nut so powerful it breaks the condom and your girl has to waddle around with her legs spread so all of your baby sauce drips out. Crop Dusting.
¨Dude, last night Sherry and I were crop-dusting the neighbour´s garden on our way back from her mom´s when the cops showed up.¨

¨My girl and I had to bang after 12 hours of driving so we pulled over in Saskatchewan for a quickie and the condom broke, so she had to crop-dust the wheat field before we could get back on the road.¨
by CanadianNighthawks November 22, 2016
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donut dusted

to diss some one.
an insult.
"dude, your shirt is so homo!"
"hahaha he just totally donut dusted you!!"
by kdangz October 31, 2008
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Dust Monkey

A person who smells like dust or is very unattractive
by Cheeeeeto January 10, 2016
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Fart Dust

A really dry flatulence which upon exiting the anus emits dust which then can be seen on the inner lining of the undergarment as a powder like substance which falls away upon removal of said undergarment.
Hey Bill, check out my collection of fart dust I have here in this jar. It weighs almost 10 pounds!
by Auron117 September 11, 2015
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gangsta dust

Cocain, coke, Charlie, C, white, Percy, snow, toot.
by LJSN October 4, 2008
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