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Virginia driver’s license

Max: Did Ed get his Virginia driver’s license yet?
Josh: His brother said he did, but I doubt it.
by S0m3whatS1mpl3 August 25, 2021
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wife driver

A women you see that is always driver her husband or significant other around, and eludes to her wearing the pants in the relationship.
I saw Jan from the PTA. She’s a total wife driver, I’m pretty sure she makes her husband sit to pee.
by Chrorgstar December 30, 2021
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Matthew driver

Geez that guy can't drive, what a Matthew driver
by kyliieanne January 8, 2022
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Firetruck Driver

An unexplainable derogatory term, and one of the worst things you can call someone in a video game.
Heal the tank you firetruck driver!!!!!
by anonymous January 17, 2022
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lorentz driver

lorentz driver: a however the fuck many shot linear fusion rifle that creates black holes that pull you from 15 universes away and suck you onto the amogus ship and never misses
by Nice one Perma March 16, 2022
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Schizo Driver

(n) ˈskitsō ˈdrīvər
A vehicular driver who is portrayed as, or found while currently seated, or near the vicinity of the vehicle under their possession, seem to spot an object or being with its visibility limited to the particular driver himself/herself, thus the spotted object or being is considered non-existent.
The Driver: Ayyyy Mike, have ye seen tha dumbass fucka just standing ova' there on the crosswalk? Imma run over this mothafucka over there.

The Passenger: I ain' seeing shi', what do ya mean?

The Driver: Look at the crosswalk dude, on the windshield!

The Passenger: There's no one standing there, NOR is there a crosswalk! Knew you wuz a Schizo Driver all along! You forgot to take your meds agin didn't you?
by Cocker and Co. March 22, 2022
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bus driver

A person who, simply for the sake of enjoyment, causes disagreeable situations for one or mother others.

Example (using a made-up name): Sheila is not allowed to leave silverware in the dish drainer. Her sister says, "Hey, Sheila, why are there knives and forks in the dish drainer?" loud enough for their parents to hear and to cause grief for Sheila while her sister sits in the corner and titters shamelessly.

Synonyms: shit disturber
Silly: Billy, you shouldn't have tattled. You're SUCH a bus driver!
by TheKurgan1965 February 25, 2022
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