Tech disabled

State of someone who, on a temporary or permanent basis, has lost access to a modern means of communication.

I lost my mobile phone and my laptop, I'm tech disabled.

I'm planning a trip to the Gobi Desert, but I will be tech disabled there.

by Epsylon April 15, 2010

Dick Disappearer

A slang term for a vagina.

He fucked me in my dick disappearer

by Target07 December 2, 2016

Global Disaster Akshay

Canadian Akshay Kumar has given 80 Flops and Disasters on Festivals, non holidays, even on full moon Day, half moon Day. Whenever he came on festivals people feared celebrating due to anticipation of a Disaster turning celebrations into mourning.

His films have affected more people in overseas than combined world war 1 and 2 with a tally of 120 Disasters in overseas
He is The ultimate Global Disaster far more threatening than Global warming

Global Disaster Akshay Kumar's Magnum opus Kesari collects 2m $ in overseas , Distributors are forced to sell their undergarments for a living

by badnaam_benaam July 2, 2019

Societal Disappointment

A group of Karens.

Person: “Hey. It’s a Societal Disappointment.”

by Stupid Af June 21, 2021

the disabled kid

1. the kid in class who is in a wheelchair, pretty chill student most of the time
2. the american kid who is in a wheelchair until he got up and pulled out a glock 19

1. "did you hear about the disabled kid?"
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by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

a tear of disappointment

A single drop of precum that finds itself in a man's underpants after he becomes sexually excited and hard, but does not ejaculate. Often found upon softening during the moment of greatest disappointment.

I was so switched on when Lisa let me stay in her bedroom while she changed her clothes, but then we had to leave. I cried a tear of disappointment.

by BigLud July 19, 2014

Blue devil disaster

The opposite of a red pillmoment

Did you have a blue devil disaster yet?

by Sexydimma January 22, 2022