Deadbeat dad

Someone who gets made at their babymama and wants nothing to do with the kid. A punk ass bitch who needs to step up... then will get mad when their child calls another man "daddy".

He's so mad at his babymama he said "fuck it" and became a deadbeat dad.

by A'Mon March 25, 2017

dad boss

A man who strives for greatness in all duties pertaining to being a dad. He works hard to provide for his family financially, helps out with household chores even after working all day, plays with the kids, and is attentive to the needs of his family. He is willing to make sacrifices so that his family can have a better life in the future. He owns being a dad. He owns being a boss about it. He is committed to becoming better every day for himself and for his family.

His wife called him a total dad boss after he successfully managed to make dinner, get the kids to bed, rub her feet, and then find time for himself to finish up some work.

by Dad Boss June 8, 2017

Dad Poop

The act of going to the bathroom and spending a HUGE quantity of time trying to take a friggin poop.

"Yo, wheres Jake?"

"Hes been in the bathroom for almost 45 minutes."

"He must be taking a Dad Poop."

by didegerdoo2112 November 8, 2019

goth dad

Taliesin Jaffe.

“Tal is my goth dad and Dani Carr has become goth mom and I’m here for it”

by Catnip Cupcake October 4, 2018

American Dad

When the boy sticks his chin up her ass while she sucks him off and they both try to sing the intro to American Dad.

Friend: I just did the American Dad with Susie last night.

by fartheadpeebutt October 19, 2019

dad me

This is used when a girl wants you to be her “daddy” and smash on her.

Oooo I want jerrin to Dad me 😏👅

by @jonbon May 3, 2018

Deadbeat Dad

A so called man who is always making promises of when they'll come spend time with their child but never shows up even though they live 15 minutes away. Always has lame excuses to why they Never spend time with their child And only gives the bare minimum amount of financial help. Even though they know they can do more but choose to Leave everything to the mother.

Mom: When are you gonna spend time with ur son?
Deadbeat Dad: Oh i will next week. Monday! I promise.
NEXT WEEK....
Mom: Hello you never showed up to get ur son.

Deadbeat Dad: I was hanging with my friends all night and im to tired. I'll get him next week.

........Never shows up, has new excuses.

by Sickandtiredoftheselamedudes June 10, 2018