Someone who gets made at their babymama and wants nothing to do with the kid. A punk ass bitch who needs to step up... then will get mad when their child calls another man "daddy".
by A'Mon March 25, 2017
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Mike, Steve and James came over last night and played dad roulette with Jennifer from down the road.
by Rufluz April 6, 2016
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