clonko

Another term for being “the coolest of the posse”, always gets tonnes of bitches and has the mullet hairstyle.

Check out clonko, he’s with another hot chick. I wish we could be like him.

by Clonkobum June 16, 2023

Chonky

Themberchaudly in size

“Woah is That a new card, it’s so chonky!”

by Brisingr_09 August 8, 2023

Chonk Slurry

A massive dhiarrea poop followed by vomiting on the toilet floor and pooing all over the toilet bowl before sitting down.

Or

Or a big pet lizard that's pooped over the kitchen floor to show dominance to his human girl.

1. "Bro my best mate betrayed our bromance by fucking his new gf anally and I chonk slurried everywhere. He must have really love her more than me. The biggest Mega Chonk Slurry"

2. "So my big boy Tegu being the man of the house leaving that mess all for me to clean, I love his chonk slurry.

by GunstarWaverunner August 24, 2023

chonklers

A disease that affects horses and causes them to attack humans.

Patties chonklers were that bad no one could get near her

by Woody2023 September 3, 2023

clonkeen

a school in deansgrange loaded with the most crippling boring wankstains you ever met who don’t know how to wash themsleves and stank of the dick cheese that oozes out there €7 dunnes trousers. They’re hobbies regularly consist of sending videos to young innocent girls of them sticking fingers up there arse and harassing dunnes workers through the week from approximately 1.15-1.55.

girl: “ I’m going out with a guy from clonkeen”
mum: “he’s a insert various slurs”

by mr smelly November 3, 2023

Clonka Minkus

All variations of Clonka and Minkus are slurs, applicable to anybody who wishes to be offended by them.

I'm straight up Clonking and Minking right now. Full on Clonka Minkus.

by LegionNoName November 20, 2023

chonkless

A hairless or aggressively unfluffy animal

Jimmy: Look at that chonkless cat!

by Ratitata November 20, 2023