creep job

An overzealous sexually deprived douche bartender, usually from Italian background (but not always)
His/Her forte is the aggressive attempt at humping young tourists traveling with their family. (but not always)
The dry humping may or may not be accompanied by sloppy licking and kissing,usually with tongue penetration of facial orifices.

"I was totally molested by that creep job before I ran away and hid in my hotel room"

by myhk November 3, 2008

creep chat

Mainly facebook chat, however can be any form of instant messenger that gives someone the opportunity to talk to you after direct attempts to block them from your life.

Swan: yeah man, i had been avoiding her calls/texts all day, then she creep chatted me...

Luke: really?! what happened.

Swan: i totally caved man, we're going back out on friday, looks like i need to go buy more herpes medication....... DAMN YOU CREEP CHAT!!

by the dirty swan November 25, 2009

Creepable

To be in a situation with potential of being creeped upon.

I was blessed with a very creepable situation today, shall we log onto facebook and proceed?

by The Guru Pitka November 29, 2009

Creeperstyle

The act in which a hornybitch takes advantage of a mechanic lying on a wheeled platform (known as a creeper) under her car. This style of coitus usually involves the female sitting froggystyle upon his throbbing member.

mechanic: "Dude, you'll never guess what happened last night!"
friend: "What happened, Skipper?"
mechanic: "I totally boinked this girl creeperstyle while changing her oil!"

by Matticus Aurelius July 21, 2010

creeper teacher

A teacher who talks to you on facebook, myspace. a tall young teacher about the age of mid 20s, always gives out hall passes, doesnt mined you late for class. smiles alot, always happy.

tay: Did u see the new weird teacher?
gab: yeah hes a creeper teacher!
tay: yeah i know i told my mom!

by gabbizhoe94 August 2, 2010

Creeper

A mob in Minecraft that sneaks up behind you and explodes after making a "ssssSSSSs" sound. Minecraft is a game created by Notch.

You just find diamonds...

"ssssssSSsss"

you turn around

"OH SHI-"

creeper explodes

by MineCraftFan100235 August 9, 2012

Beat Creep

A Facebook user who creeps random people or friendly acquaintances and proceeds to beat off to their pictures.

Oh man, I met the hottest twins at the bar today! I'm gonna beat creep them tonight!

by strykerpua July 18, 2009