capri

n: Foreign - Italian Phrase for
Pants too short

Her capri makes her look like she's ready to work in the rice paddy.

by FDW June 27, 2004

Mongolian Yak Crap

Have sexual intercourse with a woman until she's just about to climax. Pull out, and defacate vigorously on her and her sheets. Get off the bed and flip the mattress over with her underneath it, then jump back on top, bellowing loudly until you finish. Leave her to clean the room.

Works best following a greasy meal. Do not attempt in own residence.

After all that beer, rum, sausage, ice cream, and lobster, banging that ugly chick was a Mongolian Yak Crap waiting to happen.

by K. Khan January 30, 2009

crap

1. In society, crap is a synonym for feces or poop.
2. A word used to show frustration because of failure or some other unfortunate happening.

1. My crap was 3 feet long! And it clogged the toilet for 5 hrs!
2. Crap, i died again!!!! I'm quitting this game forever.

by sean the n00b April 2, 2008

kiddie crap

Childish insults.

Get yourself and your kiddie crap the fuck out of my bar!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

fat crap

Somebody who is annoying or has done something wrong

You are a fat crap!!

by Craig___2006 June 29, 2006

Jack Crap

A substitute for "Jack Shit", used by your really Christian boss when God is watching him.

"Pardon my French, but that lady from Microsoft doesn't know JACK CRAP!!"

by Wilford Brimley's stache October 16, 2008

Crap-Gargle

An exclamation made when everything has gone wrong.

The pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg’n dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates' scream turns into a crap-gargle.

by Zeppo May 25, 2004