confirmanality

A state of altered consciousness experienced after confirming successfully that your girlfriend wants anal sex from you. Known to induce ecstatic rambling, solving of midlife crises, and busting of nuts in guys; occasional pain and/or hemorrhoids in girls.

Girl: "Okay, you can sodomize me."
Guy: "YABADABADOOOO!!!! HEEEEEERE's JOHNNY!"
(This dude is experiencing confirmanality.)

Girl: "Ow."

by coffeedarklover August 23, 2011

Coffice

Coffee that is provided at no cost to employees by employer at a given physical location (ex. office).

"Oh man i have no time to go outside to get good coffee, i gotta drink coffice!"

by ; drop database November 19, 2013

confignant

The act of being confident and ignaorant at the same time.

Tyrone was so wrong about the history of inflation. But he acted like he knew what he was talking about. He is so confignant!

by Russell A. Robinson 2 October 28, 2006

Configglestain

The act of staining your nice dandy pair of board shorts

I was reaching for my longstocking and I sprayed a configglestain onto my dockers.

by Dweump master June 15, 2010

Confirmer

A person who confirms the actions or products of someone or something.

Jennifer Lavallee is the head confirmer of everything and everyone.
Your boss is the Confirmer of the actions allowed to take place in meetings with the board.

by JBean1331 April 21, 2010

confiz

Half confizzled, partially confused

you know that one time at that one place with that one dude

Way too many times have I known that situation, you confiz me

by melanizzle foshizzle July 20, 2010

Confirmed Sausage Fest

An event in which it is guaranteed and widely known that no females will be present. Commonly used to describe poker nights, sci-fi marathons and LAN parties.

Man, I'm not going to Connor's curry night, it's a confirmed sausage fest

by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011