clotted

it means you’re dumb/ stupid.

“Omds, Sarah is so clotted!”
“What does that mean?”
“ It means she’s stupid.”

by theangryeagle March 15, 2020

Clotch

A men's handbag perfect for carrying all of the essentials

Brandyn needed something to carry his chapstick, vape, hand cream, elastics, cellphone, and keys so he said fuck it and bought a clotch

by ladislav77 October 9, 2020

Clithorsing

To ride a horse in such a way so as to produce a clitoral orgasm.(assuming you're female. That is!)

Clithorsing around. Ann! Or you're gonna run that thaing raw!

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by 4realazitgits March 2, 2021

Poo Clot

A slang word for constipation.
Can also be used to describe a large build up of excrement as the result of not using the toilet in several days.

Me: oh man, I haven't shit in like 5 days, I have a serious poo clot.

Friend: Ew, thats vile man.

by Mr Peel October 7, 2012

Muff Clot

When a female is on her period while having long pussy hair. The female doesn't wear a tampon or pad and the blood runs into their long pussy hair and clots.

I have muff cloths on my pussy hairs.

by TimberHawk89 November 6, 2018

Blood Clot

The vagina of a female when she is having her period. Can also be used as an insult to someone.

That blood clot is going to attract every tom cat in the general vicinity.

by Alabama Atheist January 29, 2019

Thot-Clot

Thot-Clot(Adj) Is the worst form of the Wall of Thots, or Thotwall. It generally occurs in large corridors such as school hallways, or Wal-Mart. Like a Thotwall, they are offended very easily. They can only be approched with a cattle-prong, a tazer, or, more commonly, an Ar15.

Guy 1: Holy sh!t it's a thot-clot.

Guy 2: Damn man, guess we need to wip out the common ar.

by Internetwizard November 21, 2019