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chuck norris

Do not fuck with chuck norris, or you will get roundhouse kicked in the face faster than you can say nothing.
by J.Hybrid December 29, 2007
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THE fu**in mightiest man on earth.
1000 of years ago, there was nothin. Then Chuck Norris came in the game, roundhouse kicked the nothin an said:"Go an get sum work!" This kick is know as the "big bang".
by _Allen_ January 21, 2008
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God created Adam and Eve.
He got bored with Adam, so created Chuck Norris.
Chuck got pissed, so killed Adam, and fucked the bejesus out of his wife.
He populated the entire earth, because all of the sperm roundhouse kicked the eggs into coming into the womb to be fertilised.
by Son Of Norris October 6, 2008
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If the world came to an end, Chuck Norris would save all, and kill us himself.
by RiotDisaster May 11, 2009
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He is the most awesome person and will pwn ur face with his unstopable roundhouse kick. He is also the king of the universe.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars, thats why there no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris invented water.

China used to border North America, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it through the Earth and up the other side.

Automobiles were made to get away from Chuck Norris, not be outdone he invented the car accident.

The reason why the universe is expanding is because it is trying to get away from Norris.

The Boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.

Spiderman was bit by a radioactive spider, Chuck Norris was bit by a radioactive god.
by eman7770777 October 7, 2010
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Chuck Norris: Only man to ever catch all 150 original Pokemon in under 2.7 seconds
Walker Texas Ranger (Chuck Norris): Bulbasaur!! I choose you! VINE WHIP NOW!!
by HarT [<3] April 3, 2006
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To beat someone's ass uncontrollably without feeling or remorse.

to chuck norris, chuck norrised (past tense)
Motherfucker if you don't make me a sammich, i'll Chuck Norris your bitch ass
by Phat Daddy December 22, 2006
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