Chris Bosh

One of the most hated NBA players of all-time. Leaving the Toronto Raptors to join the Miami Heat, while throwing the city of Toronto under the bus on the way out. Known for making conceited comments and crying in the locker-room.

Hi, I'm Chris Bosh and I'm part of the Miami heat Big 3.

..Don't you mean the big 2?

...Follow me on Twitter! New documentary coming out soon!

by JayFerrari June 3, 2011

chris paul

Amazing player for New Orleans Hornets. Won Rookie of the month every month of the year. hes gonna be a future allstar and won Rookie of the year in the 2005/2006 season.

Chris Paul got more double doubles then Kobe.

by Agent Smith. May 15, 2006

Dirty Chris

When you send a dick pic to the group chat with the boys at 10am.

John sent a dirty chris to the group chat!

by Dirtychris42069 April 12, 2020

Weird Chris

A person who stares at people during college parties, freaking the hell out of girls in the process, thus making the party uncooler by the second.

Did you see that Weird Chris at the party on Thursday, he totally freaked out my girl.

by WC Fan Club February 16, 2010

Chris Moneymaker

1. The luckiest motherfucker in history. A terrible poker player who inexplicably won the 2004 World Series of Poker. This ended up breaking the poker field wide open and introduced a new kind of fish, for which the poker world is eternally grateful.

2. Any terrible poker player who gets extraordinarily lucky.

Calling all-in on the turn with nothing but a flush draw? Who are you, Chris Moneymaker?

by the-jerk July 23, 2007

Chris Wolstenhome

Bassist from Muse that is under appreciated because of all of the glory given to Matt. Muse wouldn't be the same without him and he has some of the sickest effects I have ever heard on a bass. Also seems to have a cool personality and is disappointed that they sold themselves out to twilight, which makes him hardcore.

Me: Yeah muse is pretty sick, they have a good bassist

Friend: Muse has a bassist? I was too busy watching Matt dance around while singing and playing guitar.

Me: Dude, there is more to a band than just a frontman. Chris Wolstenhome is a beast.

by Chip10 December 15, 2010

Fuck Chris

Fuck Chris is a statement you make after celebrating even the smallest of victories. The vocal celebration of Chris' misery acts as a shield of hope surrounding all of those who summon it. Fuck Chris!

Did you hear about Trussville's most recent crime and education stats? Haha, Fuck Chris.

by fuckchrisindeed July 27, 2017