cardance

To dance wildly and voraciously while driving. Enhanced by multiple passengers who dance with equal enthusiasm.

This drive could be bearable if we cardance.

by CDChronicles October 14, 2009

Cardian Angel

like: Guardian Angel. Is the car driving infront of you in bad weather that helps you stay on the road and find your way safely.

It was snowing so hard, I could not see the road, but I followed my Cardian Angel safely to a truck stop.

by kevinjanko January 26, 2010

Cardboard Rule

Rules governing sexual behavior, which start out with good intentions, but when the rule-maker becomes wet said rules fall to pieces, much like cardboard.

I had a cardboard rule about not fucking strangers but when Jeremy went down on me, it totally fell apart.

by MrWigglesIII May 29, 2010

Card tabled

When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.

Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...

by TruDat94109 June 24, 2010

cardboard shorts

shorts worn at posnack high school as part of their uniform

these shorts are made of cardboard or sumthin. yea thats why theyre cardboard shorts!

by hardbutt October 7, 2010

Card Reader

noun
Larger than a coin slot, when 3 to 5 inches of a woman's ass crack is visible above the top of her jeans.

Check out that card reader, she really needs to pull her pants up.

by CaptainKen September 16, 2014

Cardavion

The funniest person you will ever meet. He is very outgoing and handdome. He will also "Steal Her Man" or bitch. He also will wack a bitch or nigga. Cardavion is a very bipolar person so watch out

Cardavion just stole ole girl man.

by yomomma58 June 18, 2018