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carlos arias

A handsome tall man, with usually a 12 inch penis. Someone who you cannot deep throat his Gi-enormous cock. One who is sensitive but rough in the bed. A man who usually sleeps naked and has wet dreams about his Chemisty crush. Carlos Arias is the best human alive if it were not for his giant cock he would be average.
Sam: Did you see carlos arias?
Nicole: YEAH! You can see the size of his cock from his shorts!
Sam: I want a carlos arias.
by chichon44 September 2, 2017
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by Literally a person September 10, 2020
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Carlo

Man#1 : Hey look at this dog Carlo, so adorable!
by AsjkelJH October 18, 2021
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Hop on carlos

Hop on carlos is when you have hard-core anal butsex with a friend group of 3 people while eating your own microwaved shit mixed with throw up and watch spedman no way to africa.
Hey man wanna hop on carlos later on while we listen to 3 little monkeys sitting on a bed?
Sure man let me ask our other friends
by Samuel Contreras March 8, 2022
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Carlos Hernandez

Carlos Hernandez is the most handsome beautiful and sweetest boy ever in the entire world he’s funny and have a great personality he’s everything a girl wish they had he’s dating a very lucky girl name Diamond they are ima. Happy relationship he’s loyal and very nice n sweet he makes Diamond smile every day and cry less he’s the best thing that ever happen to Diamond Diamond loves him so much.
by Toelicker347 February 1, 2024
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Carlos

Beautiful, but hella lazy, this animal's natural habitat is the hoods of america's most dangerous cities and Five Guys stores. Despite being a lazy and sometimes shy animal, this creature is among the top 10 most dangerous animals in the USA, being the nº1 cause of gang shootings, despite his cousins in his homeland (Cape Verde) being civilized and just lazy and friendly. Carlos is an exotic species to US soil since it was brought in 2010. If you want to lure him, it's very easy : all you need is some bananas and a thick MILF or a glock.
''Carlos just stole my bananas and my girlfriend!!!!''
''I just saw my girl in Carlos's music video shaking her butt''
''Last night I walked in on my mom and she was getting smashed by Carlos''
by BM Taker September 24, 2022
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Carlos

Is like the best person i could have met.
He's like the most caring, funny, honest, comprehensive, perfect and AMAZING person ever.

He's so hot and very talented, has an excellent taste talking about clothes.

He loves his family and if you treat him well he will care about you too.

He has a lot of patience, he will try to help his friends in any occasion, he's an excellent talker, loves to learn new languages and speaks them perfectly if he wants to.

I do really love this man.
L: Carlos is the love of my life
X: Surely he is, damn it he's the best
by luli_ November 22, 2021
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