Agnes Carlsson 

A Swedish Idol participant and singer. One of the hottest women in swedish history.

Man 1: Dude! That Agnes Carlsson is hot. I want to do her! But i think my girl would disagree!
Man 2: Man, i'm sure she will understand!
Man 1: Do you think? Ill ask her!
Man 1: Honey. Id like to do Agnes Carlsson. Would that be ok?
Girlfriend: Off course, love. She is the hottest in the history of sweden! I understand!

Agnes Carlsson by Lindstroem December 11, 2009

Brian Carlsen’d

When a woman gets mad at you so she starts a Hate Train for all your Exes to jump on and ride. While on the Hate Train, They hype each other up until they create a different reality.

I heard today that Kingery never SA’ed any girls, he just got Brian Carlsen’d by that Daphne girl.

Brian Carlsen’d by Zach Zaxson April 11, 2022

Mother-Tucker Carlson 

The Trump lackey and disgraced journalist who spread the Big Lie about the 2020 Election, knowing it was a blatant falsehood. Fired my Fox News after costing them $787.5 Million in damages in the Dominion lawsuit of 2023.

That Mother-Tucker Carlson got what was coming to them for Spreading the Big Lie. Now he will have plenty of time to tan his minuscule testicles.

Mother-Tucker Carlson by LaughingAloud April 25, 2023

monte carlo 

A damn nice car made from 1970-1988 and then brought back in 1995. The best years of these cars were in 81-88. The best lookin hot rod made in the 80's.

That dude got him a nice ass monte carlo SS.

monte carlo by monte guy March 8, 2004

chevy monte carlo ss

Pimped out muscle car dating almost as far back as racing. Easy way to go through tires really quick. Super Sport, super fast!

That chevy monte carlo ss is dope homie!

chevy monte carlo ss by Da Joka 6977 March 31, 2009

Tucker Carlson 

Guy with the world's creepiest sex face

You know Fucks News is on because Tucker Carlson is jerking it under his desk again as some angry people talk about liberals.

Tucker Carlson by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Carlo 

The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.

did you see carlo...damn that bitch is fine!

Carlo by Ivet December 14, 2010