Someone to be pitied. A lost soul perpetually waiting for the arrival of a once in a millenium alignment of good management, coaching, and injury/error free players. A person duped by a wonderful ballpark and team owners into accepting consecutive seasons of failure. A drain on Chicagos economy because they waste so much time, energy, and money going to day games.
Boss: Where's Mark?
Bob: He went to the Cubs game last night.
Boss: He's a Cubs Fan? Oh, well I guess I'll be getting nothing out him during baseball season.
Bob: I'm going to a WhiteSox game this weekend.
Boss: That's great. Take Friday off if you want since your ahead on your work anyway.
Bob: He went to the Cubs game last night.
Boss: He's a Cubs Fan? Oh, well I guess I'll be getting nothing out him during baseball season.
Bob: I'm going to a WhiteSox game this weekend.
Boss: That's great. Take Friday off if you want since your ahead on your work anyway.
by m1z_w1z_11 September 20, 2005
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To insert an ice cube into the orifice being used during deep heated penetrating sex, and then continuing with deep heated penetrating sex.
To enable oneself to experience extreme heat and cold during sexual intercourse by the insertion of an ice cube during peak sexual contact.
To enable oneself to experience extreme heat and cold during sexual intercourse by the insertion of an ice cube during peak sexual contact.
Tad was fucking Becky with and intensity he had not experienced since Brad. The heated penetration was making his cock burn in Beck's pussy. All of a sudden Becky jumped off Tad and ran into the kitchen leaving Tad bewildered yet relieved from the relief of the intense heat he felt on his cock. Just then Becky came back sucking on an ice cube sensuously, abruptly shoved the dripping cube in her burning cunt and slammed back down on Tads cock. Tad lost all sense of reality from the sudden an intense sensation of freezing cold and then simmering hot from Becky's burning pussy. She looked into Tads eyes and said " I learned this trick from Sue it's called a "Cuban Fuck".
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Get the cube farm mug.A Communist country to the south of Florida. It revolted from Spanish control and after a mysterious explosion of a US warship in the harbour had the US come in and claim credit for the liberation of Cuba, though all that had remained in Spanish control before the US intevined was the City of Havana. Cuba was colonized and several severe dictatorships followed culminating with General Batista's. Eventually a revolution took place led by Fidel Castro, Ernesto "Che" Guevara and Camilo Cienfuegos. After several years of intense fighting the revolution succeded in toppling Batista. As a basic step towards Socialism, Casto's goal, all companies were nationalized. This earned the rath of the US which after failed negotiations imposed a blockade, which is technically still illegal because Cuba never attacked the US. In addition the US began a campain that continues to this day of attempting to kill Castro. One of their more hanous acts was the Peter Pan operation which scared the Cuban public with threats of Castro's drafting of youth and a plead to send the Children to the US allowing parents to follow afterwards. After the children arrived the embargo began and many children never again saw their parents. The ilprepared foster care system put them into homes without time to do a decent backround check. This led to many horrible situations such as serial pedoohiles taking in multiple Cuban children. Castro survives to this day and, despite the US' attemps to overthrow him, has garnerd the support of much of the population. Among the succeses of the revolution are universal healthcare, a lower infant mortality rate than the US and a higher literacy rate than the US.
by Yuusou September 28, 2005
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