Coupled Science

Coupled Science is the secret connection or coupling of scientific institutions, individuals and scientific data to a governmental body or organization. The intent is to influence society to react or think in a specific way desired by the governmental body or organization. Coupled Science outlets can be segmented so that only specific segments are under the control of a governmental body or organization. Coupled Science organizations and individuals are used to bend science (lie) to fit the desires of a governmental body or organization. These scientific segments are often paid to come up with the desired results.

Under extreme duress caused by a large salary and under pain of death the coupled science person proudly declared the world is flat.

by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018

Couppull

When two sets of couples spend so much time together the sexual attraction pulls them into a foursome.

We were just on a double date with Sally and Devin then we started fucking. We all got into a Couppull.

by liltacobean February 8, 2018

couple-nother

At least two more drinks

I'm going to have to have a couple-nother before spending time around my ex

by guerillacollective July 6, 2018

Couples kiss day

It’s when a boy or a girl kisses their boyfriend or their girlfriend

Hey is couples kiss day let’s kiss

by Random 05028 May 21, 2019

Coupon Ghoul

When your mom sends you to the grocery store, but it couldn't be easy.
-Eggs
-Steak
-shredded cheese
...
NOPE

- 2 for $5 Egglands best Grade A Size Large Offical EB Eggs Garunteed
- 16 oz London Broiler (Nature's Own) Special 2 for 1 BOGO $4.59 with shoppers card
- Strogener's monzorella high quality 16 oz bag, not 20 oz lightly shredded county style sharp cheese
...
(this, but i seriously came home with 30lbs of meat)

George: "BRO, I hate shopping groceries for my mom, she gave me this stupid list of specials and crap. Now I have to read everything!"

John: "Dude, your mom's a Coupon Ghoul."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Couple Nudes Day

April 22 is the day when couples send nudes to their partner out of passion and love for one another

Happy couple nudes day on april 22

by gokudime April 22, 2019

couplejacking

The act of stealing something that was exclusively your significant other’s and making it belong to the couple.

Brandon said, “I wanted to bingewatch my favorite show this weekend while my girlfriend, Katie, is out of town, but she keeps couplejacking me. Now I can’t watch it without her.

by Itsbrandonsmith August 7, 2019