Congestion Errection

When a sneeze gives you a boner

I rushed to the bathroom after getting a congestion errection

by Get away dad! April 1, 2019

Congruent Angles

One day when I was fingering my massive crevice of an asshole, I noticed that its 90° angle was congruent to the 90° angles created by all of my fingers (which are always bent backwards).

Holy guacamole! The angle of my asshole is congruent to the angle of my pointer finger! Congruent angles are epic!

by The left side of a penis April 18, 2019

Congress

A school full of ghetto hood rats,Girls wit multiple niggas Niggas wit multiple bitches everybody just dating people and they cousins

Congress is ghetto asf

by Congress #1 April 22, 2019

congrats

everybody uses it because they don't know how to spell congratulations

Guy 1: Congratjuliajions on your marriage!
Guy 2: Did you just missspell congratulations ?
Guy 1: This is a verbal conversation?
Guy 2: Ugh,don't make it that complicated! Just say congrats next time...

by maya lol October 17, 2019

Congratufuckinalations

the attitude you get from the drama life offers you, and you can find another word better to describe it.

Congratufuckinlations, you just pissed me off!
ME: You just stole all the covers," congratufuckinalations, you just pissed me off!"

by Maaga November 17, 2019

Conglamacron

An amalgamation of so many events or activities that you start slapping words together to express how truly busy a day is

Dude: Oh man my friend is having his birthday, wedding, concert and werewolf naming day tomorrow!
Dudes: That's a conglamacron of a day right there!

by Yekimander December 13, 2019

Congis

The thing you did at that one time.

Bruh, Im gonna congis.

by Sauciest Pan December 19, 2019