clam slide

Another name for vagina.

He backflipped into the clam slide!

by pimpmastaporn May 4, 2009

Clam Bake

A lesbian orgy where each brings their own drugs to get 'baked'.

I have to admit, I didn't expect to see so many hot women at that clam bake last night!

by Miss Spider August 8, 2009

clam bake

When receiving analingus from another party, sitting on their mouth and proceeding to defacate.

I was with this girl the other night and I gave her a clam bake because she wasn't down with doing anal.

by Streetsweepa September 25, 2009

Clam Chowder

Get the fuck out of my way

Sammy: Dude i was sitting their.

Joe: So

Sammy: Well Clam Chowder, I want my spot back

by SammyEffinD January 19, 2010

Clam Bunk

Another Name For The Vagina...

Hey Girl, Lemme Get At That Clam Bunk Baby!

by [e-mail] May 11, 2010

clam quake

the fluttering of the vaginas lips against a mans face during orgasm

dude, you should have felt that clam quake she had. it shook the rafters.

by shay-zizzel January 18, 2011

Clam Poaching

To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.

1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?

by Okahoa November 14, 2011