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Facebook Certifiable

The process where you can tell just how nuts someone really is just by the whacked out Facebook status updates they put up.
Dude 1- "Wow that girl is hot as hell. I'm going to go talk to her."

Dude 2- "Watch out man, she's Facebook certifiable. She's a real nut job. Proceed at your own risk."
by O.G. Junior Mint May 29, 2015
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Galway Central School

It's OK......there's the E-Way Cafe with slushies, popcorn, and more stuff then i can count. And GTV, which are sometimes fun but the ads are OLD AS HELL. It's also preeeetty small too. (at least we can have our own band stands for our music) There's a WIDE diversity of students, including vapers, creeps, and much more hell. Also the vape detectors don't work. The sports team are either the best soon-to-be NFL players or they're absolute ASS. Oh well.....Forgot to mention the school is basically in three parts: Elementary, Middle School, and Highschool. It is really hard to navigate especially if you're new. And the 6th graders are short as hell, and they act like they're better than the 7th graders (THEY AREN'T) K-5 are cringe, and everyone above was ok, depending on some other factors. So with this information do what you will.
Person 1: "Dude, Galway Central School is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's Slushies and other stuff!
Person 2: "It has its flaws."
Person 1&3: "EXCUSE ME???"
Person 3: "It's HORRID!"
Person 2: "-sigh-" (facepalms)
by basil_underwood October 15, 2023
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National ignore celebrities day

Wouldn’t it she funny if a celebrity posts a pic on dec 10th and it gets 13th like lmfaoo they’ll be confused as fuck so national ignore celebrities day is dec 10th every year
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Census

An official count of the population, carried out every 10 years. It includes details on every member of a household, e.g. name, age, occupation and place of birth.
Census is done every 10 years.
by Jafje May 25, 2007
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cell phone

A small communication device that is very useful to the owner if it used right.

However, many people abuse this fact and multitask when they're driving and if they're doing work that requires monotasking.
An example of this? Just watch somebody driving and about 78% of the time you'll see someone blabbering away on a cell phone.
by Pheimos January 24, 2009
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celebrity

The least useful type of job there is available for anyone to do, they make money 10x the amount of money in a day any average person can make in his life and contribute nothing to humanity other than giving people entertainment that cost more than the minimum wage for one hour

There are some celebrities that are actually good like people who save someone or develop theroies, medicine and technology to help the rest of humanity
People who get money for their look should really work in a steel mill for 2 years
by messer August 24, 2005
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Center Valley Surprise

"I am totally going to Center Valley Surprise you!"
by Iceboxtechie January 13, 2007
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