evan blankenstein 

When your friend is being so God damn weird that you don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.

Holy shit that guy is really pulling a Evan Blankenstein

evan blankenstein by I dont give 2 shits October 9, 2017

Blasketball

a variation on basketball highlighting it's ethnic majority.

Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan both play Blasketball

Blasketball by thedarkest February 6, 2010

blanked 

To be ignored by whom you are speaking too

yo whats up man
(B L A N K E D)

blanked by LÉ MáC February 18, 2004

window blankets 

It's a word to define curtains

"I see you have your windows boarded up,"
"Yeah I have the glass just not the window blankets."
"You mean curtains.?"
"Yeah those."

window blankets by Stacey fern July 14, 2014

Blacketball 

Similar to basketball, yet without whities

Jim, let's go down to the Y and shoot some hoops.

Ted, we'll just be sitting on the sidelines as the brothers be playing blacketball

Blacketball by Babygotfront August 9, 2012

Patrick Blankenship 

A fun loving annoying guy that has a really big ego and his name means lil fish. Kows how to work in bed and cooks great. Has no money but treats the girl well. Will make other guys want him and girls fall at his feet. cant dance at all but will wiggle to im sexy and i know it!! Has the most amazingg green eyes that see in to your soul. all in all an incredible guy.

guy 1- did u see patrick Blankenship wiggle!
guy 2- yes man i cant beat patrick at wiggling
guy 1- he does turn me on.....
guy 2- damn it!

Patrick Blankenship by sweet-oreoz15 March 25, 2012

Blanketsexual 

Who makes a sexual relationship with a blanket, not required to be attracted to it

He masturbates with a blanket, he's blanketsexual

Blanketsexual by Morad Abdelrasheed June 18, 2020