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band

1. A group of people who play instruments/music

2. A sure way to be "cool"

3. Picking up a guitar because everyone else is, and making your friends, who also can't play their instruments, bang on drums and play the C chord on the guitar over and over again.
Boy 1: I'm in a band
Boy 2: Dude, SO AM I!!!11!!oneone
Boy 1: We are too kewl for school! Lets go have monkey sex in my parents bed!!
by I Own October 8, 2005
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Band kids

Bunch of nerds, geeks, dumbasses, and dumb bitches that love memes and each other.
Susie- I'm so sad for the band kids, they get no love from the school, it's just pitiful.
Band kids- didn't expect to be attacked, but ok.
by Florence Ikitten November 1, 2019
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DCB (David Crowder Band)

Nick Armenta kept asking Cody Nabors if he wanted to listen to DCB
by Cody Nabors April 9, 2005
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greatest band ever

Title bestowed on the latest cookie-cutter nü-something band by ignorant MTV obsessed neophytes who know nothing about music, while failing to realize that earlier, and greater, bands influenced the latest crop of down-tuned power-chording hair farmers, and even greater artists influenced them, and so on.
Bands that do not qualify for the title "greatest band ever":

Anything recorded after 1980

End of list. Sorry if you're butt-hurt, but it's true.
by Dr. Badwrench April 6, 2008
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baldylocks

baldylocks = name for a bald headed friend

Derived from the story book name Goldy Locks and used originally in Nottingham, 2003 by Tanner to refer to his follically challenged or shaven headed friends. First used on Jon Eames and later on Random Guy.
Oi Baldylocks, can you get me some ganj this weekend?
by Tanner D August 2, 2004
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Jizz Band

Term used when talking about Jazz Band.
Saying Jazz Band is awesome and makes people jizz themselves.
Term originated by Kodi Low.
"Dude i just got back from Jizz Band. I need a clean pair of pants."
by Kreg Keagy November 13, 2007
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boy band

An outmoded commodity, popular among the steaming shitpiles of the clueless, brainless,post-orwellian masses in the late 1990s amd early 2000s, that was prefabricated by AR types to fit a narrow set of criteria (ability to look attractive, ability to dance....I think that's it).
The boy band danced on the corspes of the remaining boy bands.
by Sheailee March 7, 2007
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