code real

Something that is beyond real.

It’s code real!

Dayum! Did that just happen?

That shit was code real!

by Sevoguy November 2, 2019

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Real Revenue

When someone from your company thinks they're bringing in real revenue then another colleague drops savage revenue.

John is bringing in some real revenue, not like Tom.

by DonMario77 February 28, 2023

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insta-real

when something gets instantly real; an awakening

He called me a bitch and shit got insta-real girl! Ya heard?

by MissMadee June 15, 2011

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The Grift is Real

The beautiful pureness of extracting as much money as possible from otherwise delusional cult-like followers on the basis of completely false premise and intentional deception.

Of course a charismatic and criminal NY Real Estate turned Reality Show host could create a massively powerful, revenue generating political corruption machine. Welcome to the evolution of groupthink, mind-fuck, ‘I want to believe’ divisive human behavior manipulation: The Grift is Real.

by YAWA September 9, 2023

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Real friend

Someone who will be there for you no matter what. Even if you patch them they won’t leave you, they'll talk to u 24/7 and they won’t leave your side.

Jimmy is a real friend to me

by Love your friends October 8, 2019

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the real teabag

After you have left your girlfriend with a gaping asshole you pee into it and then put a teabag in to make a brew. You then proceed to dip your balls in this concoction, in essence teabagging them, and then suck the mixture out and split it between you both by spitting some of the mixture into her mouth and both swallowing

“Hey bro did you have a nice time with Jessica last night?”
“Yea bro i teabagged her”
“Teabagged? You mean that dumb gaming shit?”
“No but we did the real teabag, not that gaming shit”
“Ahhh I get you she’s a lucky girl”

by H0GG1N8OR January 28, 2020

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